Tell a facilitator the answer to the following Bad Dad jokes and get 2 minutes off your race clock for each correct answer.

  1. Your mum is always complaining about me being lazy, but I swear I didn’t do…
  2. “Why did the Clydesdale give the shetland pony a glass of water?
  3. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a …………